MIND-controlled Flying Saucers

[A shy girl]

Well, I am spiritually very wise, almost like the Dalai Lama himself.

Really? How would I know?

[Jonathan Österman]

Well, because it is a secret, it would be best
when I explain it to you slowly,
over few long private video chats. OK?

Why would it have to be so long?

What matters most of all is that it will be pleasant.

When we have a pleasant unhurried conversation, then time flies.

Would you be able to be alone in your bedroom with your door locked, in the evening when you go to sleep?

[Jonathan Österman]

Well, I am spiritually very wise, almost like the Dalai Lama himself.

Really? How would I know?

Well, you can find it our for yourself, when we chat over video?

[A shy girl]

Would you be able to be alone in your bedroom with your door locked, in the evening when you go to sleep?

Yes, sure, I would be able. But why alone in a locked bedroom?

[Jonathan Österman]

Would you be able to be alone in your bedroom with your door locked, in the evening when you go to sleep?

Yes, sure, I would be able. But why alone in a locked bedroom?

Well, as I said, I will be slowly revealing this spiritual Tibetan Buddhist secret to you, and because it is a Tibetan Buddhist secret, I don't want your parents to know about it, because your parents, as you mentioned, are Mormons. Do you want your parents to find out that you are into Tibetan Buddhist Tantric secrets?

[A shy girl]

Do you want your parents to find out that you are into Tibetan Buddhist Tantric secrets?

Of course, I don't want. It was a dumb question, Jon. I feel offended by this idiotic question!

[AshvinP]

FYI, Jon, I have been merging some of your topics, so that way every other topic isn't pushed to the bottom of the pile, and also it's more convenient for you to chat with yourself Carry on!

[Jonathan Österman]

Do you want your parents to find out that you are into Tibetan Buddhist Tantric secrets?

Of course, I don't want. It was a dumb question, Jon. I feel offended by this idiotic question!

Hey Girl, I am sorry, OK? Please, accept my sincere apologies. I promise you that it will never happen again, OK?

[A shy girl]

Hey Girl, I am sorry, OK? Please, accept my sincere apologies. I promise you that it will never happen again, OK?

Promise? Never again? OK.

[Jonathan Österman]

Hey Girl, I am sorry, OK? Please, accept my sincere apologies. I promise you that it will never happen again, OK?

Promise? Never again? OK.

Hey Girl, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH !!!

So, will you let me know your private e-mail address, please?